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(Source: michelecriss)

googlehomo:

I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it

(Source: slydigger)

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(Source: textfromdog)

youdaflyest:

I get so annoyed when I watch movies and see a teenager texting ”b thr soon, c u” like no fucking kid types like that anymore unless they want to get labeled for being an illiterate piece of shit

jonnovstheinternet:

I may have hit a bird.

zackisontumblr:

bad blogger, don’t comment that on the post

(Source: casdean)

rabioheab:

imagine every single character in every show on tv being replaced by dogs for 1 episode and there is absolutely no mention of it or explanation for it

stinson:

(Source: danieldaylewis)

“We had to watch the video the other day, and we all looked so different.”

(Source: talltyrion)

(Source: colfer-chris)

gradies:

30 years from now

a man is sitting in the doctor’s office waiting for his prognosis

“What’s going to happen to me, doctor”

“that awkward moment when we have to amputate, Lol :P and you’re just like, NO ME GUSTA and im just like, you mad bro, haha medical degree swagggg”

(Source: njena)

(Source: dylanouchbrien)

ticklemedoeface:

klaine meme ★ 

favorite scenes → Margaret Thatcher Dog